TASTE WITH TARQUIN - (Facetime Tarquin's Gin, Southwestern Distillery, Cornwall.)
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BATCH #75
Hello Comrades. I’m glad you rang. I’m Tarquin the head distiller at Southwestern Distilleries. I’m so proud of our gin that I put my name on it. Each bottle is individually filled, corked, sealed, labelled, numbered and waxed by hand. So take a look at the bottle in your hand. That’s one of only 300 bottles from that batch. Tell me the batch number now and I’ll tell you a little more about that batch.
Seventy-five. The night before I made this batch, I had a dream about a man who was half man, half centaur. So the top half of him was a man, then he had this deer legs at the front, then his back legs were a man’s leg. It was rather unsettling. I don’t think it affected the batch though. Anyway, I hope you enjoyed this bottle. Please give me a call if you want to know about another batch. Thanks for your support. Cheers!
BATCH #81
Greetings, or Bon Jour as they say in France and French speaking provinces of Canada. I’m Tarquin the head distiller at Southwestern Distilleries. Eighty one. I don’t often think of the past, but this bottle makes me nostalgic for tomorrow. Please give me a call if you want to know about another batch. Thanks for your support. Salut.
BATCH #91
Howdy do! I’m Tarquin the head distiller at Southwestern Distilleries. I’m so proud of our gin that I put my name on it. Ninety One. Take a sip. It’s like being washed a shore, shipwrecked on a coast of juniper, cinnamon – the beach sands nothing but cardamom seed. And then floating somewhere on the breeze, that sirens call “tonic, tonic, please a little tonic”. Please give me a call if you want to know about another batch. Thanks for your support.
BATCH #77
Brothers and sisters. Hello. I’m Tarquin the head distiller at Southwestern Distilleries. Seventy seven. Elegant, tightly integrated and superbly clean. Pine. As I was making this batch, I looked outside, and you know… I thought I saw a mermaid basking off the Cornwall coast. I looked closer. It was just an old log. I went back to handcrafting this batch. Anyway, please give me a call if you want to know about another batch. Thanks for your support. Prost!
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BATCH #87
Good day from myself and Tamara – our copper distillery. I’m Tarquin the head distiller at Southwestern Distilleries. Eighty seven. After I made this batch, I was walking down along the coast and along the street came this fox. A beautiful mangy thing. We walked together this fox and I, this connection between us… And then he turned to me and said Tarquin, keep the dream alive my friend. Please give me a call if you want to know about another batch. Thanks for your support. To your health.